15 Funny Crochet Patterns
This page will make you chuckle. Come up with your own caption and then find some unusual and funny crochet patterns!
We all know that laughter is the best medicine. Well, we have a whole bottle for you on this page! Life is serious enough, so why not indulge in a few minutes of entertainment?
This page is full of fun. We have 15 Funny Crochet Patterns below to keep you laughing. These crochet projects are fun and unique, which is why we love them so much.
Plus! When we saw this image of a woman crocheting with quite the look on her face, we thought it would be a great idea for a caption contest.
If you have even one funny bone in your body, then we hope you participate. Simply look at the picture and comment in our comment section at the bottom of this page.
Captions can be anything! A pun, a time when you've worked on crochet and could relate to her look, or some other funny thought she could have while crocheting. Give it your best shot and have us all in (crochet) stitches.
Then peruse our funny crochet patterns. You'll find decor, wearables, costumes, and more. Does your friend love pancakes? Then make her a pancake scarf! Find Halloween or Christmas ideas to crochet or simply make someone smile because of a funny crochet piece that you made. The opportunities are endless.
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What caption comes to mind when looking at the image below? You can vote, too. Simply "like" any caption that makes you laugh.
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Our caption:
"What do you mean you no longer need me to crochet your wedding dress?"
Can you beat that?!
Caption contest winner, Brenda (rndtrp42 4318128):
"What do you mean they have discontinued this color? I have not finished the blanket that I started in 1980."
15 Funny Crochet Patterns
While we're on the subject of laughing, we thought we'd share some of the funniest and amusing free crochet patterns on our site. These funny crochet projects certainly have their place but it doesn't mean we can't have a chuckle at their oddities.
If you are looking to crochet a gift for a friend who has it all, these funny crochet patterns may just be what you need to surprise them. Take a look and we hope they brighten your day!
Das Beard Hat Crochet Pattern
Das Beard Hat Crochet Pattern - Your husband can stay extra warm at the football game by wearing a hat with a built-in beard.
Cute Hot Dog Crochet Coat
Cute Hot Dog Crochet Coat - If you want to make all the neighbors giggle with glee, then you HAVE to put your dog in this!
Butter Me Up Crochet Pattern
Butter Me Up Crochet Pattern - Now you can show your love of breakfast food on your sleeve! You butter toast this brilliant purse idea!
Crocheted Tighty Whities
Crocheted Tighty Whities - We'll let you decide if these are supposed to be worn as real underwear or not...
Bacon Crochet Scarf Pattern
Bacon Crochet Scarf Pattern - We all love bacon but have you ever thought of wearing it? Now you can!
Furry Beast Crochet Gloves
Furry Beast Crochet Gloves - Is it midnight already? Scare your family with these ferociously furry crochet paws!
Garden Gnome Kid Costume Crochet Pattern
Garden Gnome Kid Costume Crochet Pattern - An amusing Halloween costume for your kid. It makes us laugh every time we see it.
Crochet Christmas Tree Blanket Tail
Crochet Christmas Tree Blanket Tail - You've probably seen crochet mermaid tails but how about Christmas trees?
Pancake Scarf Crochet Pattern
Pancake Scarf Crochet Pattern - When this hilarious pancake scarf is folded, it looks like a tall stack of delicious pancakes! Hilarious!
Little Monster Easter Egg Crochet Pattern
Little Monster Easter Egg Crochet Pattern - This charming little Easter pal is a funny and cute alternative to bunnies and chicks.
Bacon and Eggs Pillow Pattern
Bacon and Eggs Pillow Pattern - Bacon's back, baby. This time in pillow form! It even comes with a couple of fried eggs.
The Conan Blimp Crochet Pattern
The Conan Blimp Crochet Pattern - Ok, this project may not be super funny looking but Conan sure is. He has us in stitches nightly.
Dog Poop Christmas Ornament
Dog Poop Christmas Ornament - What better way to represent your beloved pet than with an homage to their business?
Crochet Cat Bus Pattern
Crochet Cat Bus Pattern - Heartfelt and funny at the same time, this funny and cutesy cat bus is a perfect tribute to My Neighbor Totoro.
Minecraft Crochet Pig Pattern
Minecraft Crochet Pig Pattern - Whether or not you are familiar with Minecraft, there is something that's always funny about a cubed pig!
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mamagraybear 87863 69
Jul 16, 2018
You want me to make an afghan for a king sized bed and you want to pay me $20?
Loranovo 6691065
Jul 14, 2018
What are you still doing here? I need more yarn. Its 60% off the all collections in store
KLC
Jul 11, 2018
Thank you so much to everyone who participated and voted! Your captions had me in stitches! My team and I are narrowing down our favorites and will announce the winner soon. - Krista, Editor
KLC
Jul 11, 2018
The winner has been announced! rndtrp42 4318128 said, "What do you mean they have discontinued this color? I have not finished the blanket that I started in 1980."
sheliamoore2 42850 29
Jul 10, 2018
You told your teacher i would make how many for the class party next week!?!
sixaclock 81158
Jul 10, 2018
You touched my yarn??!! You don't wanna know what happened to the last person that touched my yarn!!!!
nallis 3343357
Jul 07, 2018
What do you mean the party has been moved to Saturday? THIS Saturday??!!??
nheckenlively 9562 803
Jul 06, 2018
Seriously...Quit talking to me! You're making me lose count!
drmills3rd45 39484 22
Jul 06, 2018
I said Double crochet, not Single or Triple, DOUBLE crochet!
kaydallas 0362074
Jul 05, 2018
The look you get when your grandmother has been working on a lace tablecloth for you for weeks and you tell her you changed your mind and want it in a different color.
majorscout 9060572
Jul 05, 2018
What part of 'DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M COUNTING don't you understand?
margscoville 71864 88
Jul 05, 2018
Ohh, grandma has that look again. Just put on the sweater and smile!!!
patbob1973 9825794
Jul 05, 2018
How many times must I repeat myself...it is CROCHETING, not knitting!
kimluvsoutlander 0 567259
Jul 05, 2018
WHAT? I am on my last 3 rows and you changed your mind about the colors you want?
Member 2517095
Jul 05, 2018
The look you get when Grandma sees you used the queen sized afghan she made to cushion the dog's crate.
BELEM1977 4009112
Jul 05, 2018
I did not buy that scarf, I uh, made it.... And no I dont spend my weekends at Bingo, I made that.
casinomomma51 0532 491
Jul 05, 2018
What!! just because i'm older you think that i can no longer crochet?
emily3214 1634986
Jul 05, 2018
What do you mean, you don't want a tissue cozy to match the toilet seat cover?
lizzkev67 2953860
Jul 05, 2018
Did you say you weren't going to frog back to your slipped stitch?
TexasPurl
Jul 05, 2018
The internet's down?! How do I get to my patterns, or my crochet group, or the yarn sales? How am I supposed to show off this afghan that I finally finished after 3 years?!
wfmom06 9273304
Jul 05, 2018
You volunteered me to make HOW MANY Afghans for the church bazaar next week?
Member 6329925
Jul 05, 2018
When you are playing yarn chicken and its getting close to the end!
maryellenstorm 680 6713
Jul 04, 2018
My yarn is NOT to be used on the Christmas tree as garlands!!!!
RIO
Jul 02, 2018
"What do you mean!!? You gave ALL my finished crochet projects, supplies, and yarn stash to the THRIFT STORE!!!"
Krynne
Jun 27, 2018
(heard on television) "and in today's news the warehouse holding the entire stock of crochet yarn burned to the ground late last night..."
ladystrat1956 4219 015
Jun 26, 2018
Too much yarn?? Too much yarn?? One can not HAVE TOO MUCH YARN!!
Kelly
Jun 26, 2018
What do you mean I don't have enough yarn and they're out of this dye lot!!
barbarahansen0874 4317263
Jun 26, 2018
I'll buy the wool, can you whip me up a king size throw for my bed?
Grandma of an ange l
Jun 26, 2018
How many times do I have to tell you to NOT interrupt me when I am counting?
littlelady1966 776 1395
Jun 26, 2018
I sure hope grandma doesn't crochet me another hat this year for Christmas.
lwillis51 1771625
Jun 26, 2018
You want me to crochet a complete baby layette in blue and yellow for you to give to your friend's daughter at her shower in two days... because buying it at babiesrus is way too expensive... and you think I can do it for free anyway ...
aprilcole1969 3417 489
Jun 26, 2018
You no I lost my crochet hook this morning....found it......ouch
bettyb 5274285
Jun 26, 2018
YOU threw out the cardboard box in the basement? The one with all my old crochet STUFF in it??????
sandrajpeters 6189 157
Jun 26, 2018
Son, what do you mean you are going to down size my stash? I dont think so!
livepsalms1914 464 7212
Jun 26, 2018
Don't tell ME I have enough yarn! You DO realize that she who crochets also has a set of lethal knitting needles, don't you?
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